Sean Johnson. Undisputed Nacho King of America.
The biggest problem with porno is that they’re often quite poor when compared to their predecessor (i.e. The Hills Have Thighs, Jur-ass-ic Park, and Forrest Hump just to name a few). But what happens when you make a porno about a movie that’s already bad? Using everything I know about math we can determine that, Good movies = bad pornos, so it’s only logical that, bad movies = good pornos.
I present to you, the premise of Dil-nado:
A porno convention is underway in California when it’s overcome by a Tornado that forms out of no where. All of the dildos are sucked up into the tornado which is then swept over a nuclear reactor causing the dildos to grow to the size of vehicles. After 45 minutes of awesome acting, violent raining dildos, and some sex, the movie hits it’s penultimate scene when a giant fleshlight flies straight at the main character only to have him catapult himself inside of it with a chainsaw. The movie concludes with some sex.
I feel bad for anyone that has never seen Kids in the Hall
never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle
there is a u in bouncy
and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
Thank you. :] The felt cat is about the size of a playing card (length is spot on, width is about half.